Other Hobbies and Passtimes besides ETS

[BenganJ]

How nice, but plenty of screens to keep track on! Concentrate mate, concentrate!

[Tapir]

My latest hobby has been collecting toilet rolls

This is the best of hobbies and passtimes.....

[FunTrucker_18]

Always got a roll with me on the train. From the "official" manual: "When you need to poo, you'll request a stop for 120 seconds from the controller, stop at the lights. Pull out the plastic bag, drop your shit into it and wipe your ass. Drop the toilet paper into the bag, close it. Open the door on the right hand side and throw it out. Make sure no other train is approaching while throwing as this can become very messy, especially at higher speed passes. After you got your job done, Close the door and wait for the green signal and continue your journey immediately."

[BenganJ]

You guys are killing me today!

[Arayas]

Make sure no other train is approaching while throwing as this can become very messy, especially at higher speed passes.

[bogdac]

This is a serious Hobby guys. I am even considering changing my name to bogroll

[BenganJ]

[FunTrucker_18]

Similar thing taking a piss:

-Request Stop
-Stop at red
-Open the door and pull out your wee-wee
-Make sure no other train passes by on the next track at high speed as the airflow would push your piss straight back to you and you'll get yourself a golden shower (No problem if you got a weird fetish)
-enjoy taking a piss
-repack your wee-wee and close the door
-wait for green
-continue your journey

Or you'll do it the easy way - piss in a bottle and throw it in the trash at the next station or stop. Or give it to the co-worker you don't like and tell him it's apple juice.

But I prefer the wild piss - Nothing defines freedom better than taking a piss on the open tracks with nobody telling you what to do.

Pro-Conductor Move: Light a cigarette afterwards. It's prohibited but everybody does it and nobody cares.

[Arayas]

I know opening this forum i'm gonna learn stuff i never dream about and my life experience it's gonna be boosted to incredible levels. Now it is.

[BenganJ]

DAMN YOU GUYS, I CAN'T STAND THIS!
Consider I'm in quarantine here, belonging to a risk group!