Roextended Bugs - report here

[Arayas]

My border policemans are by the letter. They don't take bribes! A human sacrifice....eah...maybe.

[BenganJ]

Of the female kind I assume!?

[Arayas]

A chick got kidnaped by a savage tribe:
-Buru-buru all tribe or die?
-....buru-buru...
next day the same, day after the same.
In third day..
-Buru-buru all tribe or die?
-I had enough! i choose to die!
-Ok....tribe, make her buru-buru until she's dead.

[BenganJ]

You're an amazing guy for sure!

[Arayas]

Yes, and i am strictly on topic.

[BenganJ]

Well, it's damn good to see you in that mode mate!

[Arayas]

Yeah, but than the haters are showing up and i am back like this

[BenganJ]

Yeah, and that's when I have to look something like this!

[Arayas]

Last one, about Roex Bugs..

A dude has a pig farm.
First day, veterinary police:
-what did you feed this pigs today?
-you know...some plants, our leftovers...
-leftovers? you feed this pigs with your garbage? 200 euros fine!

Next day, same question, his answer:
- some pig fertilizer, synthetic food...
-What? Chemicals? 200 euros fine!

Third day:
-what did you feed this pigs today?
-nothin'...
-What?
- i gave them 20 euros to go out and eat what they want...


Tha's all for today, promise!

[BenganJ]